Research into medieval Icelandic gender and sexuality has found that even the heroes of Viking Age sagas were troubled by the thought that size really does matter.

Dr Carl Phelpstead of Cardiff University’s School of English,
Communication and Philosophy presented a paper: ‘Size Matters: Penile
Problems in Sagas of Icelanders’ to the International Medieval
Congress, held in Leeds last week.

Even the Vikings were troubled by the thought that size matters, continued