Day one of Easycruise's inaugural voyage, and on deck Stelios is showing off his new ship. 'What do you think? Do you like the colour? I think the hot tub is going to be a lot of fun, don't you?'

Meanwhile, Eric discovers there's a bathroom problem that looks like it could get out of hand. 'We've got a serious toilet backup situation here,' he said.

Upstairs in the bar, however, Pinky has found a new friend. 'Have you seen the cameraman? He's really hot. No, I mean really hot.'

On the French Riviera yesterday, Stelios Haji-Ioannou launched his latest venture, a 170-passenger newly renovated ship called Easycruise One that he claimed would 'offer something very different from any other sort of cruise'.

What's orange and floats? That's easy...continued